No Hair, Don't Care.

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

Would you count sex as cardio though?
Anonymous

thunderupton:

I’d count it as a miracle to be honest

dreamofflight:

letslivelikejackandsally:

we’re all getting arrested for this

I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

ruinedchildhood:

the anthem

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

carlsquared:

I AM SO PALE canada weather sucks 😛

carlsquared:

I AM SO PALE canada weather sucks 😛